At a recent committee meeting, the issue of health and safety in the theatre arose, and the warning signs that would be necessary to keep people health and safe in the theatre. Below are a few suggestions.
* 'Warning: May Contain Nuts'
* On the tree: 'HAZARD'
* In auditorium: 'Theatre Management takes no responsibility for lack of entertainment.'
*On door of Green Room: 'Please do not feed the actors.'
*On Theatre door: 'The ramp you have just traversed is a hazard. Please take care.'
* 'Beware: thespians at large.'
* 'Caution: sinking theatre'.
* 'Abandon hope all ye who enter here.'
Any other ideas, suggestions, are welcome, so go ahead. Espouse a sign that will make our theatre a safer (and funnier) place!
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